Tag: Movies
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It’s a Limited-Slip Differential
Everyone who has worked as an Expert Witness dreams of their own Mona Lisa Vito moment. *raises hand* My Cousin Vinny (1992)
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Hit the Pace Car?
No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you… he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin’. Harry Hogge Days of Thunder (1990)
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SignPosts: Describe your perfect date.
From the movie Miss Congeniality (2000). I try not to repeat messages, but this one will show up every April 25th.
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SignPosts: Inconceivable!
From The Princess Bride (1987). It’s a classic, for far too many reasons to list. If you haven’t seen it, go watch it. If you have seen it, go watch it again.
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SignPosts: Trick Question. Lemmy is God.
…for all you know, our album could be Pip, farting on a snare drum!
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SignPosts: Council Meeting
In every meeting, you’re either Rev. Johnson, Howard Johnson, or Olson Johnson.